Humberto "The King of Mexico"

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

It's the Dawning of the Age of Humbertoious

In case you didn't notice, your cell phone now says it is 2008. The King of Mexico extends a fond farewell to 2007, and welcomes the new year with his mouth agape (as usual). 2008 will prove to be the most important year for Humberto, mainly because he didn't do much last year. Stay tuned for the new episode which will be posted within the next week.

And in case you're wondering, the King does not make new year's resolutions; the year is required to accommodate him in all his kingliness. Therefore, if the King wished to loose 10 pounds (which he doesn't since he is a fine specimen of a dogman), he would not have to do any work, but the year would physically take 10 pounds off of the King's body. Alas, this information is of royal concern, so you peasants need not worry about the details. Have a happy new year, and don't be dumb, dead, or degenerate; especially in Humberto's kingdom.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Thank You Chuck Norris...

...I mean the fans of Humberto. All two of us here at Humberto "The King of Mexico" would like to thank you guys for getting our site views into the triple digits. Keep spreading the news. And we are counting on you Cal Poly Pomona peeps living in the "Boot" to spread Humberto throughout Europe.